neon death parade

A series of posts about what happened on Twitter today.
A summary of the event in the parlance of the internet reads as follows:

Christians BAWWW’d; all others LOL’d.

Jeering at Etsy products is probably nothing new, but the only shops I’ve seen are those of artists whose work I already enjoy so it’s new to me.

I was struck by how many of these women are obsessed with childbirth paraphernalia or their own genitalia. Really? You can’t put your obvious sculpting talent toward anything but “Variations on the Snatch”?

smh

I wouldn’t have batted an eye at this—nothing interesting about a Christian game company making a game for its target audience—then the one chick faded into the background.

…Holy LOL. Robes wouldn’t show enough T&A for you, boys? Heaven couldn’t be heaven without a bleached-blonde plastic surgery advocate in hooker boots?

(Somebody else commented on the lack of brown people, but who didn’t see that coming?)

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