I realize this is the definition of “sinking to their level”
but I kiiiinda wish we could round up every shit-eating moron braying “LOL THATS WAT U GET 4 PEARL HARBOR” into Hiroshima and Nagasaki-sized camps…then drop a couple of nukes on ‘em. :)
neon death parade
A loser dilettante aiming to elevate her creator-to-curator ratio by drawing, writing and periodically purging reblogged or unrelated posts.
My name is Rikki, and you are welcome to holla at cha girl via Twitter or e-mail if you so desire.
Not always safe for work.
CC BY-NC unless otherwise indicated.
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2011-Mar-11
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2011-Mar-07
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R.I.P. INTUOS2 PLATINUM GRIP PEN
2004(?) - 2011I’d pour out a 40 but y’know…electronics.
Don’t know when I’ll replace it, honestly. My recreational funds are tied up until mid-April, I hadn’t used it in months anyway, and the fact that the replacement stylus won’t match is sticking in my craw.
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2011-Jan-19
0 notespardon me while I take the low road
Buddy, calling me a “fucking nigger” behind my back only makes me feel that much more satisfied with my decision to call the cops on you.
Don’t hate just because I’m:
- younger
- healthier
- most likely richer
- probably better-educated
- having sex with my SO late at night—as opposed to your insane screaming fights.
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2010-Mar-29
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work overloasdfagkgrkl; hjkgbluurgh
…At least it’s something!
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2010-Mar-16
0 notes"Congratulations, you’ve been nominated to replace [redacted] as the voice of our phone system!"
- Rikki: ...WHAT.
- Tall Guy: BWAHAHAH, good luck!
- Rikki: Dude I get tongue-tied on my own name sometimes. This has got to be some sort of mistake.
- Tall Guy: This is what you get for answering the phone professionally, if you answered ‘Whut’ like I do this would have never happened.
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2010-Feb-14
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This is a photographic reminder for you to perform a chore you have most likely neglected for far too long.
(I didn’t think to take the picture until after removing a lot of the mess from the interior, btw.)
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2010-Feb-10
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Normally I couldn’t give two shits about political cartoons not drawn by Tim Kreider, but this one isn’t a miserably-failed attempt at humorousness.
:’((
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2009-Nov-17
NotesWOW. I wish I’d gotten to see this trainwreck live…
