the FINAL FANTASY XIII drinking game
You can play too! Just queue up this playlist and have your favorite drinks handy.Rules I have made up so far: (will probably be amended as I see more of the game)
Take a shot
- Lightning tries to runs off ahead of whoever she’s with.
- Hope drops to his knees in whiny emokid despair.
- Hope buries his face in his arms.
- Hope shrieks in terror and tries to ditch the party.
- Sazh klutzes out.
- Vanille poses/moves/dances like an idol. (For the uninformed, think of a twentysomething behaving as if she was still “Mommy’s favorite eight-year-old ballerina”.) I won’t count the way she runs since I don’t want anyone to get alcohol poisoning.
Take a sip
- Snow bangs on about protecting something. (listen for any form of the phrase mamoru, or look for the kanji 守)
- Hope starts a sentence but doesn’t have the balls to finish it.
- Vanille makes some completely unnecessary “cute” sound while exerting effort.
- Vanille tries to cheer the party up.
- Someone mentions the l’Cie’s Focus. (listen for the phrase shimei, or look for the kanji 使命)
- The camera focuses on someone’s hand(s).
- …if they’re making/tightening a fist, take another sip.
Toast someone and cheer
- Lightning hits Snow.
- The best character in the game pops out of Sazh’s afro.



