neon death parade

My variation on this recipe:

• no bacon (no bacon grease either)
• less butter
• less cream cheese
• no salt or pepper
• more avo
• more tomato
• egg cooked sunny side up (as suggested in the comments)
• what onions and parsley? whoops

One of…nah, scratch that, the best sandwich I’ve ever made. SSS-tier. I will probably take a picture of the one I make tomorrow.

…assuming that in my first attempt at eggs sunny-side up, I didn’t fuck up and give myself salmonellosis. :(

I had this over vanilla ice cream at a restaurant recently—yum. Up there with caramel, chocolate syrup and mini M&Ms on the “ideal vanilla ice cream toppings” list.