eating therapy, or Yet Another Asinine Exchange
Tall Guy:*forwards asinine email*
Tall Guy:I think the stress is getting to me.
Rikki:*several hours later, forwards asinine email*
Rikki:I think the stress is getting to me, too.
Tall Guy:This means one thing, Steak.
Rikki:Oh, you asshole. I’m torn between the >:( emoticon and the :O~~~~ emoticon.
Tall Guy:>:()~~~~
Fried Egg and Avocado Sandwich

My variation on this recipe:

  • no bacon (no bacon grease either)
  • less butter
  • less cream cheese
  • no salt or pepper
  • more avo
  • more tomato
  • egg cooked sunny side up (as suggested in the comments)
  • what onions and parsley? whoops

One of…nah, scratch that, the best sandwich I’ve ever made. SSS-tier. I will probably take a picture of the one I make tomorrow.

…assuming that in my first attempt at eggs sunny-side up, I didn’t fuck up and give myself salmonellosis. :(

tasty tasty salad
  • mixed greens
  • strawberries
  • crumbled bleu cheese
  • ranch dressing

Next time I will use a greater percentage of “crunchy” greens in smaller pieces and not forget the craisins. The whole assembly would probably be better with an obnoxiously sweet vinaigrette, but a ranch is fine too.

If I can find candied walnuts they may also be fair game.

Tonight I tried gaeng massaman shrimp from this place. So tasty! And now my room smells delicious. Mmman, I forgot how wonderful curry powder is.

…On the downside, that distinctive smell reminds me of my mother’s chicken broccoli casserole…which I do not have the recipe for, and am probably too lazy to make anyway.

Next time:

  1. Don’t forget to ask them to make it spicy
  2. Get chicken, not shrimp
tsubushi-an recipe nom nom

I had this over vanilla ice cream at a restaurant recently—yum. Up there with caramel, chocolate syrup and mini M&Ms on the “ideal vanilla ice cream toppings” list.

thisiswhyyourefat:


Carny Casserole
Ground beef, pierogies, french fries topped with green onions, avocado, bacon and egg, smothered in cheese and topped with gravy.
(via infobarrel)


omg, nom nom nom

thisiswhyyourefat:

Carny Casserole

Ground beef, pierogies, french fries topped with green onions, avocado, bacon and egg, smothered in cheese and topped with gravy.

(via infobarrel)

omg, nom nom nom