regionist, antitheist joke of the day

Q: How do you get people to attend a New York church?

A: Move the church 900 miles south.

The extent to which he can recover, it seems to me, depends on his faith. He’s said to be a Buddhist; I don’t think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith, so my message to Tiger would be “Tiger, turn to the Christian faith, and you can make a total recovery and be a GREAT example to the world.
"No God" Day

A series of posts about what happened on Twitter today.
A summary of the event in the parlance of the internet reads as follows:

Christians BAWWW’d; all others LOL’d.

stop shoving your religion into our data, kthx

fmylife:

Today, I got my computer back from a data recovery center after my hard drive crashed. I’m a photographer, and I’d just finished a series of artistic nudes, which I put in a hidden file so my kids wouldn’t stumble on it. That file is now empty, except for a picture of Jesus frowning. FML

Oh, for the love of…If this is real? Legal action. Now.

Heaven, the White Male Fantasy

I wouldn’t have batted an eye at this—nothing interesting about a Christian game company making a game for its target audience—then the one chick faded into the background.

…Holy LOL. Robes wouldn’t show enough T&A for you, boys? Heaven couldn’t be heaven without a bleached-blonde plastic surgery advocate in hooker boots?

(Somebody else commented on the lack of brown people, but who didn’t see that coming?)

You give me the awful impression—I hate to have to say it—of someone who hasn’t read any of the arguments against your position ever.
atheism joke hyuk hyuk

A weak atheist does not believe in the existence of God, but does not make an affirmative statement of the definitive non-existence of God.

A strong atheist does not believe in the existence of God, and can bench press 650lbs.

From one to another, I’m sorry. I’m not claiming responsibility, just expressing sorrow. I had a lot of those experiences myself. Most of them hurt a lot. I’m glad I’m OK now. For your[sic] sake, I’m glad your[sic] OK now. But I’m sorry all of us had to spend so many years broken inside because we couldn’t somehow believe right.