neon death parade

Feb 04

regionist, antitheist joke of the day

Q: How do you get people to attend a New York church?

A: Move the church 900 miles south.

Jan 28
The extent to which he can recover, it seems to me, depends on his faith. He’s said to be a Buddhist; I don’t think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith, so my message to Tiger would be “Tiger, turn to the Christian faith, and you can make a total recovery and be a GREAT example to the world.
some windbag who should probably just go hang with Pat Robertson at the 700 Club already
Oct 20
Jun 01

stop shoving your religion into our data, kthx

fmylife:

Today, I got my computer back from a data recovery center after my hard drive crashed. I’m a photographer, and I’d just finished a series of artistic nudes, which I put in a hidden file so my kids wouldn’t stumble on it. That file is now empty, except for a picture of Jesus frowning. FML

Oh, for the love of…If this is real? Legal action. Now.

May 31
Feb 02
You give me the awful impression—I hate to have to say it—of someone who hasn’t read any of the arguments against your position ever.
— Christopher Hitchens, Hannity’s America
Jan 17

atheism joke hyuk hyuk

A weak atheist does not believe in the existence of God, but does not make an affirmative statement of the definitive non-existence of God.

A strong atheist does not believe in the existence of God, and can bench press 650lbs.

Jan 04
From one to another, I’m sorry. I’m not claiming responsibility, just expressing sorrow. I had a lot of those experiences myself. Most of them hurt a lot. I’m glad I’m OK now. For your[sic] sake, I’m glad your[sic] OK now. But I’m sorry all of us had to spend so many years broken inside because we couldn’t somehow believe right.
I draw sometimes and complain a lot. Not always safe for work.

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