死ねがよい。
Seems like Dodonpachi Dai-Ou-Jou is the only port with a 16:9 option, so it was the only one I was able to play with correctly-proportioned graphics (!) Still so blurry the extend text on the title screen was unreadable, but in-game graphics were clearest of all three. The increased visibility was confidence-inspiring. Still kept instinctively switching from the analog stick back to the d-pad (cut that shit out!)