A loser dilettante aiming to elevate her creator-to-curator ratio by drawing, writing and periodically purging reblogged or unrelated posts.
My name is Rikki, and you are welcome to holla at cha girl via Twitter or e-mail if you so desire.
Not always safe for work.
CC BY-NC unless otherwise indicated.
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"Congratulations, you’ve been nominated to replace [redacted] as the voice of our phone system!"
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Rikki:
...WHAT.
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Tall Guy:
BWAHAHAH, good luck!
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Rikki:
Dude I get tongue-tied on my own name sometimes. This has got to be some sort of mistake.
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Tall Guy:
This is what you get for answering the phone professionally, if you answered ‘Whut’ like I do this would have never happened.
