February 2010
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Fried Egg and Avocado Sandwich →
My variation on this recipe:
no bacon (no bacon grease either)
less butter
less cream cheese
no salt or pepper
more avo
more tomato
egg cooked sunny side up (as suggested in the comments)
what onions and parsley? whoops One of…nah, scratch that, the best sandwich I’ve ever made. SSS-tier. I will probably take a picture of the one I make tomorrow.
…assuming that in my...
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For certain individuals upgrading to Creative...
If you are a Windows user upgrading to Creative Suite 4 Design Standard from any edition of Creative Suite 1.x or 2.x, buy the upgrade with the product number 65019872.
Adobe refused to give me this number so I could be certain the product I ordered from a less-expensive-than-their-store reseller was the correct one. Luckily, it was—so I am posting it on the internet, because there is no good...
ughhhh ALL THE SPARE PARTS to my case got thrown out while attempting to soothe my fiancé’s butthurt about how many boxes we have around
I am screwed unless Antec is feeling very, very generous.
what’s funny is that the guy isn’t even close to being neat by any stretch of the imagination, so it’s not like our place is much cleaner sans the one box with all my parts in...
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Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.
– Doug Stanhope
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CNN Interviewer: What do you say about your critics, who say this is all just about shocking people?
Lady Gaga: You're right.
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an erogenous zoning violation →
british dude rents big imposing house in typical quiet suburban WASP neighborhood…aaand holds kinky sex parties in it. wahahaha!
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regionist, antitheist joke of the day
Q: How do you get people to attend a New York church?
A: Move the church 900 miles south.
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head, meet desk
Me: fun fact I heard this morning [on CNN]
Me: “If AIG were a country, the money it received in the bailout would have put it 43rd in a ranking of countries by GDP.”
Me: …Sadly, I checked Wikipedia, and while the figures aren’t exact (wiki has rankings from 3 different agencies, for one) this is not much of an exaggeration.
Tall Guy: *thud*
Tall Guy: *thud*
Tall Guy: *thud*
Tall Guy: *thud*