June 2009
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tasty tasty salad
mixed greens
strawberries
crumbled bleu cheese
ranch dressing Next time I will use a greater percentage of “crunchy” greens in smaller pieces and not forget the craisins. The whole assembly would probably be better with an obnoxiously sweet vinaigrette, but a ranch is fine too.
If I can find candied walnuts they may also be fair game.
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What do you get when you cross a disco ball with a... →
(Alternate answer contributed by the Tall Guy: John Travolta. Any others?)
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fake but too many lols not to post
Editor: So, Stephenie, I got your manuscript.
Stephenie: what did u think isn’t it liek ttlly romantic
Editor: Right. Well. There’s 450 pages of… caressing and whispering devotion, but no actual conflict. You know that novels need that, right?
Stephenie: what do u mean hes dangrous and might eat her. conflict
Editor: …Yeah. So why don’t you try something with other vampires? Maybe have them try to eat her?
Stephenie: o like haev evil vmapires? ok I will rite that
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Dr Sketchy's Anti-Art Blog →
Since I can’t experience the real thing, I guess I’ll have to settle for the pictures they take. :’(
NSFW, by the way.
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politics in the american workplace
Conservative co-worker: Rush Limbaugh is saying [James W. von Brunn]'s a "leftist". The guy has lost his mind.
Vegetarian co-worker: Yeah, and Obama's supposedly a...what, tool of the Jews?
Jewish co-worker: Maaaan, if we own everything, why am I so poor?
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