January 2009
36 posts
FreakAngels →
silly name. excellent comic. Getting the TPB ASAP, oh yes.
Jan 1st
December 2008
46 posts
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“The United States does not have foreign relationships anymore. So why do you...”
– Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Dec 10 2008.
Dec 30th
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“Nooooooo! I look terrible in pink!”
– Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Dec 10 2008.
Dec 30th
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“They’re corrupting the morals of our innocent home appliances. These...”
– Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Dec 10 2008.
Dec 30th
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“The big news continues to be the fairytale arrest of Illinois governor Rod...”
– Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Dec 10 2008.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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“There’s one character who has the line “A man is not an...”
– Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report Dec 9 2008.
Dec 29th
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Kevin Bacon sits like my fiancé.
I KNEW I PICKED THE RIGHT ONE …also Stephen and Kevin decorating the Nixonmas tree = もえええええええ！
Dec 28th
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Dec 25th
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“All old people shoplift! It’s just a matter of catching them.”
– Tall Guy, on this article.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
10 Reasons We're Doomed →
Written for Black Friday; still valid for Christmas. Happy fuckin’ holidays; here’s to hoping for no trampling deaths in 2009.
Dec 23rd
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“So, you got a yoga studio, a gym, a sporting goods store, a shitty suburban mall...”
– Wonkette, (comment on) Big $ale On Truck Nutz At McCain-Palin HQ!
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
why don't you sit down right over there
Kufat: she's just turning 16, pervo
Rikki: hey, that's legal in some -- okay n/m i can't even joke about this, too creepy
Dec 23rd
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“[After Stephen Hayes likened a failure of the US auto industry to losing a foot]...”
– Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Dec 8 2008.
Dec 22nd
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“I don’t want to let the cat out of the bag; that cat knows what it did and...”
– Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Dec 8 2008.
Dec 22nd
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“I just want to assure everybody out there who was concerned that I...”
– Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Dec 2 2008.
Dec 20th
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“Immediately upon taking office, on your inauguration day, you stumbled upon a...”
– Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Nov 20 2008.
Dec 18th
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An aiguillette →
is an ornamental braided cord that took me hours to finally find out the name of.
Dec 18th
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Dec 14th
Nobody Scores! →
When there are so many good comics on the internet it is kind of painful to know that people still read CAD.
Dec 13th
Dec 12th
In Soviet Russia...aww, fuck that
ME #1: Your design rocks! We just tested 4000 pounds of load. It was supposed to get totally mangled, but not even a scratch!
ME #2: Yup, yup...and you know why? In Russia, if your design fail? You go to jail.
Dec 12th
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I just worked a 13-hour day.
I will be so glad when this project is over.
Dec 9th
“Holier than God’s own asshole.”
– Tall Guy, speaking of the dude who was harassing him a few days back.
Dec 7th
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“The important thing is, it’s blacks versus gays. Afro-homo-geddon! The Gay...”
– Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Nov 13 2008.
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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“Like the Native Americans with the buffalo, we Catholics use every part of the...”
– Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Nov 13 2008.
Dec 4th
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how to fail at peddling your pay-for-prophecy site
Tall Guy: But in good news I don't have to deal with the idiot any more because he's not going to communicate with someone who's stalking him.
Tall Guy: Not sure how that works, but if I'm rid of him, good!
Rikki: "...someone who's stalking him."
Rikki: ...I'd ask for a bit of what he's smoking, but it sounds so effective that I'd be completely out of my gourd for a week and I don't want to burn up that much vacation time. :/
Dec 2nd