November 2008
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NOT AWESOME
Dislocating my shoulder for the second time and not being able to get it back in until my fiancé drove halfway to the urgent care center through a snowstorm. Asshole snowplow driver who ran us off the road WTF I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO PLOW THE LANES, NOT THE LINES
The doctor took x-rays and put me in a sling. I’m stuck in it until Monday.
May this never happen again.
military memories
SA #1: Oh, today's Mother's Day.
SA #2: ...Nahh.
SA #1: Yeah, it it is. Mother's Day.
SA #2: What, are you kidding? Mother's Day was in May.
SA #1: You don't remember? The 1st and the 15th, you get paid. So you gotta pay that motherfucker, and that motherfucker, and that motherfucker...
MURDER
I am writing this post so that I do not flip shit the next time someone asks me whether they should turn AutoComplete on, and then says they don’t even know what it is or does after I tell them “I wouldn’t”.
(HINT: EXPLANATORY SENTENCE ABOVE THE QUESTION.)
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