neon death parade

Feb 07

for valentine’s day the fiancé and I decided to buy each other new computers. well…in my case, the parts to build a new computer, and an upgrade to creative suite 4.

so romantic.

If I don’t post here ever again, know that I screwed up the processor installation and killed myself after ruining over $400 in parts.

Feb 05
Feb 04

regionist, antitheist joke of the day

Q: How do you get people to attend a New York church?

A: Move the church 900 miles south.

Feb 03
muddafuckas be schemin’ ❤

muddafuckas be schemin’ ❤

written yesterday, pasted from notepad today

haha, CNN anchors talking about how The Hurt Locker and Avatar might be like a David vs. Goliath story at the Oscars.

I haven’t seen either, but there is no way in hell a realistic story about an unresolved conflict where bad things happen to completely innocent people could possibly come out on top of White Guy Saves The Noble Savages, Blue Kitty Edition.

Related.

head, meet desk

  • Me: fun fact I heard this morning [on CNN]
  • Me: “If AIG were a country, the money it received in the bailout would have put it 43rd in a ranking of countries by GDP.”
  • Me: …Sadly, I checked Wikipedia, and while the figures aren’t exact (wiki has rankings from 3 different agencies, for one) this is not much of an exaggeration.
  • Tall Guy: *thud*
  • Tall Guy: *thud*
  • Tall Guy: *thud*
  • Tall Guy: *thud*
Jan 28
How complicated is this world?! It wears me out!
— Tony Harris, CNN
The extent to which he can recover, it seems to me, depends on his faith. He’s said to be a Buddhist; I don’t think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith, so my message to Tiger would be “Tiger, turn to the Christian faith, and you can make a total recovery and be a GREAT example to the world.
some windbag who should probably just go hang with Pat Robertson at the 700 Club already
I draw sometimes and complain a lot. Not always safe for work.

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